Smart

This is a smart idea. Cause honestly when you're this drunk, you can't be bothered (or physically able) to actually read a sign explaining the consequences of public urination. You need it in an easy to comprehend street sign. What I'm slightly confused about is, do they plan on just snipping at the stream with garden shears like in the picture, or is that like a warning shot fired across the bow to let you know that you are crossing a line?

I suck metrically!

So, despite being around I still find it hard to remember to get on here everyday and be a responsible blogger...guess I'll never make that million. Oh well. Soldier on.

PS. It has been decided that "metric" should now be used as a universal adjective, adverb, and verb. possibly even a noun.
e.g "Whoa! That is totally metrical!"
"He is getting metric!"
"Metrically speaking, that was awesome!"


PPS. I like that after writing the nanofiction about Bewitched there were ads for wiccan spells on my blog...never can have too many of those.

Monday's Blockbuster Haiku #13

Broken leg, confined,
Watching neighbors through window,
Did he murder her?

Wednesday's Nanofiction Roundup- "Its Witchcraft, Wicked Witchcraft"

Paralyzed with fear, he looked into the witches eyes. Knowing it might be his last breath he paused to draw in every aspect of life available. Smells, sounds, and memories washed over him. She asked, “Did you leave the toilet seat down?!?!” He was terrified! Until he saw her nose wiggle and the seat lower.

This nanofiction was inspired by the fact that a co-worker is the niece of Elizabeth Montgomery.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Ok. If you haven't heard about Dr Horrible you are totally missing out. It is a musical, yes, you heard that right, a musical starring Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion. It was written by Joss Whedon, who created Buffy(the TV show) and Firefly. Any way, it is pure evil genius. The first act is available as of today, the second will go live Thursday and the third and final on Saturday. Check this out while you can. Act I is hilarious!!!!

Go!
NOW!!

Monday's Blockbuster Haiku #12

Crane dies in shower,
Crazed cross dresser owns motel,
Mother is Norman.

Back-ish

OK. So the past 5 weeks have been kinda crazy. Went to D.C. Went to Nashville. Had to take off a week to watch Evey while Jess was in Asheville. So I've only been at a computer for about half of the past month, which makes goofing off at work that much harder....what with all the actual work to catch up on. But now there are no absences in the foreseeable future (which means until October). I should be able to resume my regular weekly posts, plus fun ones in between. That being said...don't hold it against me if I miss something. Hence the "Back-ish " blog title. I mean I'm only human...-ish.

Monday's Blockbuster Haiku #11

Little girl with dog,
Travels to wondrous new land,
Kills all the witches.

Hmm...

This would be slightly awkward.


Speaking of "Don't cross the streams..."