Friday's Poems I Might Actually Like #3

You know this is a rap.

Where, oh , where has Jack Bauer Gone?

It's been over a year since we saw Jack Bauer,
Even longer if you look for ep's with any real power.

We still gotta wait 'til next January
to see him kill a tango with a golfing tee.

I mean, what's Primetime without a little torture?
As long as its after that 10 PM hour.

His kill count increase has gone exponential,
and those bodies falling down are just torrential.

I hope the next season's as good as 5 and 2,
Not like 6 and 3 which were a big load of poo.

Serbs, "Arabs", Mexicans, and Brits,
Russians, Chinese, and others time permits.

They don't stand a chance against my man, Jack Bauer.
When they see him drive up they're gonna shake and cower.

So when it comes time to fight some evil,
You know we're gonna let Jack get primeval.

Peace. Or not.