Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Code

There comes a time in every man's life when he realizes he needs a code to determine his actions.

That time is now!

I present to you
The Bro Code by Barnabus Stinson. Due to the clandestine nature of The Code and the fact that it is stored "in a non-disclosed location, two stories beneath sea level in a vacuum-sealed bulletproof chamber" very few people have ever even seen The Code, let alone taken a snapshot. But I am lucky enough to be able to show you the only known photograph of The Bro Code in existence.



Yes. It really exists.

Now it is up to you to determine if you have reached that crossroads in your life that you feel can only be filled by The Code. If so, then you have received the only clues you will ever receive concerning its location.

Go now and become a Bro of the highest standing!

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