Monday, April 28, 2008

DDR!

How many of you have ever wanted to get completely wasted and then go driving around at insane speeds, but didn't really like the idea of risking a DUI and jail time, or the thought of possibly committing vehicular manslaughter??

I know I have!!

Well now you can! With Rockstar games new title...

Drunk Driving Revolution!!!

Drink as much as you like, then stumble to any car you want!! They are all available!!



But wait!!!! There's more!!!

For those of you who love both bowling and Dancified opera we are throwing in our new mini-game title...

The Bowler of Seville!!

Not only do you get to bowl with Figaro, you can also throw darts and shoot pool!! This is easily the greatest 3 in 1 game set of all time!!!! You will spend hours attempting to get Turkeys, Bullseyes, and not scratching!!

Well...feel free to scratch if you need to!



If I was to ask you how much you thought this set cost you would probably guess somewhere in the 12, ooo range. But NO!!!
If you call in the next 15 minutes not only will we give you DDR!!! but we will throw in The Bowler of Seville for the low, low price of 3 easy installments of $99!!!

Never before has this much entertainment been offered for so low a price!!! Never before has such a deal been offered in this blog!!!
Act now while supplies last!

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