Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Cash moneez!!!

In order to begin raking in the dough I have determined that easily the most sure fire way to become a gajillionaire over night is with.......web ads!!!

So if you don't mind please begin by clicking on the links at the bottom of the page. As incentive, as soon as I have made my first million..the first 5 people to leave comments on this post will each receive $10,000.

Yes, you read that right $10k!!!

(jmflow does not guarantee that web ads will indeed lead to $1,000,000 in profit...if say jmflow earns $1,000,000 on his own with some ridiculously brilliant idea he comes up with tomorrow..then you get nothing.)

In order to make the ads more exciting I will periodically add words that might at least make for interesting web viewage.

Today's topic: guitars

Fender, gibson, guitar, amplifier, strings, music



In case you are wondering, everything you read above this...is a lie. You all know that I can't give you any money...Jess would kill me.

3 comments:

korben said...

So, I can leave a comment without clicking on the ad and get money without actually helping the cause...

Published Therapy said...

yessss fabulous idea.
$10K coming my way.

jess said...

i would SO not kill you for handing out money to those that helped you make it. Plus, now i'm one of the ones who gets the money, so kudos to me.