Monday's Blockbuster Haiku #2-6

Sorry this is late
I hope these make up for it
If not, well, I'll live.

Quadrilogy

Pissed off cop McClane,
Running barefoot on glass shards,
Take that Hans Gruber.

Pissed off cop McClane,
Trapped in an old airport, but
Carl Winslow's still there.

Pissed off cop McClane,
Plus pissed off Sam Jackson, means

lots of the word fuck!

Pissed off cop McClane,
Really? another Die Hard???
with the Mac kid?? no?!?!

Legacy Edition

Pissed off cop McClane,
Always in some kind of shit,
shoots peeps, blows things up.



Plus, just 3 days left
to place your vote for punching
Fox News is winning