Pizza

Recently some friends of mine have been arguing about pizza. How to eat it, where to eat it, and safe ways of eating it. The thing about this is that Pizza is a simple food, who comes from humble beginnings and really only wants to get by in this cruel, cruel world. Pizza wants to be its own person, provide for its family, and make its mother proud. In short, Pizza is just like you and me. In order to help Pizza, I have decided that the only way to settle this is to delineate all the steps needed to properly consume Pizza. My tool: The Flowchart!

Box ==> Hand ==> Mouth

There you have it folks. All you'll ever need to know about the journey Pizza takes on its way to making this world a better place.

Long live the 'Za!!



Update: If you work in the pizza industry you may indeed need to know more about Pizza's voyage. For more information, please see your pizza emporium's manager.